Air Date: August 7, 2017
Description: I went for a walk on my lunch break, and it started raining.
So, sometimes people tell me I’m smart… and I don’t believe them because of things like what just happened: I’m at my office, it was raining this morning, I have an umbrella in my backpack, I have an umbrella on the window sill next to my desk, I look outside because I’m ready for lunch – It’s overcast, but it’s not raining. “I think it’s getting better, I think I’ll go for a walk down to the park two blocks away.” Walk down to the park, sitting on a bench, I’m reading my book, thunder’s off in the distance… “Yeah, no, that’s definitely moving away.” Yeah, it definitely wasn’t. Starts to rain, I take off my button-up shirt, wrap it around my book because I don’t want that to get all wet. I’m like “Crap.” Put my phone in my pocket, start walking towards my office, without either of the umbrellas I had available to me before I left the office. By the time I get back, I look like everybody who should not enter a wet tshirt contest…